Who the hell am I?

Hi! I'm Jake. I'm new here.

Well, not really. I'm not new at all. I've been lurking online for decades. I've always thought I should start a blog, but never really had anything worth saying.

Lately, I feel like that's changed, and so here it is -- a blog! Innovative, right?

Check out my About page to learn more about me, or just move on to the rest of my posts and start reading.